GOLDMAN
A gold bar with shades living inside a vault. 2025 was loud. Gold climbed anyway.
Utility
makes your timeline feel heavier
in a good way
2025
people refreshed charts
gold kept walking up
Ritual
copy asset id
touch grass
return to vault
VAULT DOOR
Drag the handle across. The vault likes commitment.
Door Handle
goldmen count: suspiciously high
Reward
one click closer
to the buy instructions
Behavior
the door moves slow
like institutions
Sound
imaginary metal noise
plays in your head
HOW TO BUY
Simple route. Wallet, SOL, swap, done. The vault appreciates clarity.
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom works. So does anything that holds SOL.
Load it with SOL
Small amount is enough for swapping and fees.
Paste the asset id
Use the copy button above. Paste into your swap or explorer search.
Swap SOL for GOLDMAN
Pick the token by address, set your amount, swap.
Confirm you feel heavier
That’s the entire utility.
RESERVE THEATER
A tiny scene inside the vault. Click around, it reacts.
Tap the vault
it drops a slip
like paperwork
Move your mouse
tiny glitter trail
like a rich thought
Open the door
the map progress fills
because effort matters
EXIT
Grab the links. Copy the asset id. Leave with reserves on your mind.
Asset id
PASTE_CONTRACT_HERE
X
post the vault photo
act mysterious
Telegram
enter the chat
drop a gold emoji